Sunday, February 7, 2010

The Monday Roast: Political Facebook Status Updater

1. Ask yourself: would I share my opinions on healthcare reform in a bathroom line? No? Boom Roasted.

2. I’d rather know that the kid I went to Pre-School with and is now living in rural Pennsylvania is “not feelin real good” than be subjected to your politics. Boom Roasted.

3. Just because John Stewart put his two cents in doesn’t mean you should. Boom Roasted.

4. Just because Bill O’Reilly put his two cents in means you shouldn’t. Boom roasted.

5. No one cares. Boom roasted.


  1. anybody can read the wikipedia entry on cap and trade and "sound" smart....but nobody cares.

  2. It won't be long before someone creates "polito-book", where you base a profile off of your political and philosophical beliefs only. Requirements will include a political doppelganger photo.