1. Ask yourself: would I share my opinions on healthcare reform in a bathroom line? No? Boom Roasted.
2. I’d rather know that the kid I went to Pre-School with and is now living in rural Pennsylvania is “not feelin real good” than be subjected to your politics. Boom Roasted.
3. Just because John Stewart put his two cents in doesn’t mean you should. Boom Roasted.
4. Just because Bill O’Reilly put his two cents in means you shouldn’t. Boom roasted.
5. No one cares. Boom roasted.