Monday, February 1, 2010
Monday Roast: Arizona State University
1) In the past two years your football coach has had more players convicted of murder than winning seasons. Boom roasted.
2) Your most famous alumni is Barry Bonds. Boom roasted.
3) You gave Eddie Basha (grocery store mogul and gubernatorial runner up) an honorary degree but not Barack Obama (President of the United States of America). Boom roasted.
4) Did you know there is a second week in the NCAA basketball tournament? Boom roasted.
5) Does anyone choose to wear maroon or gold, or were you also drunk and stupid when you chose to go to ASU? Boom roasted.