Tim McCarver is widely known for his unique ability to unintelligibly deliver useless information about baseball. In 1996 his ability landed him a job as sportscaster for Fox Sports. Since that time Tim has covered countless baseball games and never once failed to deliver obvious or nonsensical commentary--and sometimes both at the same time.
In a tribute to Tim's ability, the Homers decided to recap each game of the 2010 World Series in Tim McCarver's words. We had so much fun doing it--and received enough positive feedback--that we decided to sporadically recap all types of sporting events in Tim's words.
So now you can find all our "McCarver 'Caps" below. Additionally, we encourage you to email (firstname.lastname@example.org) or comment with your favorite McCarverisms (e.g., "The Rangers aren't hitting because the Giants are pitching").