Monday, June 28, 2010

The Monday Roast: People That Don't Watch Soccer Because of Flopping

1.  You better not be a Duke fan, because I've seen Greg Paulus "take a charge."  Boom, roasted.

2.  You're right, the sport would be better if there were no disincentive to injuring star players who risk their professional salaries to play for their country.  Boom, roasted.

3.  Right again, sprinting constantly up and down a field measuring 120 yards by 75 yards for one and one half hours is a pansy endeavor.  Boom, roasted.

4.  How do you explain your affinity for watching figure skating?  Boom, roasted.

5.  Not a fan of faking?  Talk to your girlfriend.  Boom, roasted.

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