Monday, June 7, 2010

The Monday Roast: Ed Hardy

1.  I thought Lisa Frank already had the sparkly, colorful animal market cornered.  Boom, roasted.

2.  No matter how tan you are, dragons are not cool.  Boom, roasted.

3.  I don't know if I'd rather be stabbed by the unicorn on your shirt or your spiked hair.  Boom, roasted.

4.  What do the people who find the Ralph Lauren/Polo horse too big think of your coronated, three dimensional, psychedelic tiger?  Boom, roasted.

5.  How does it feel to have a $200 tee shirt to go with your $50 Von Dutch trucker hat?  Boom, roasted.


  1. back to back shirt roastings? really?

  2. doesn't make it untrue, next time get back to me with your ideas sooner.