Monday, June 14, 2010

The Monday Roast: Too Cool to Dance-ers

1.  Middle school wasn't that bad.  Boom, roasted.

2.  That's why they made music, embrace it and get over yourself.  Boom, roasted.

3.  Your parents' dance moves may be embarrassing, but stoic and arms crossed is stupid.  Boom, roasted.

4.  You're not Hitch, you're more like Kevin James' character (and yes, you did see it).  Boom, roasted.

5.  If you want to go home with the girl, at least try standing idly next to her rather than standing idly next to the bathroom.  Boom, roasted.

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