Monday, July 5, 2010

The Monday (Night) Roast: Protein Powder

1. Myo-Xplode-gene-andro-tek-muscle-rip-Juice. Translation = condensed milk in a colorful, oversized can. Boom, roasted.

2. You still shouldn't flex in the gym mirror. Boom, roasted.

3. Does it come with a tan and a V-neck? Boom, roasted.

4. If you can't pronounce it, don't drink - actually, drink up in that case. Boom, roasted.

5. Grrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuunnnnnnntttttt!!!!!! Boom, roasted.

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