Monday, July 12, 2010

The Monday Roast: Hangovers

1.  So now I'm $60 poorer, 1000 CAL richer...until I yak. Boom, roasted.

2.  Everyone knows what you are, so why am I still expected to be productive Friday AM? Boom, roasted.

3.  The definition of insanity is doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting a different result.  Boom, roasted.

4.  Yes, I will pay $6 a pint for this. Boom, roasted

5.  Excuse miss, what's your name again?  Oh, well I almost guessed right, but I have to get going now.  Boom, roasted.

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