Monday, January 31, 2011
The Monday Roast: Southwest Airlines Flight Attendant Songs
2. The people that stayed on the plane during the connection know you're singing the same song twice.
3. Singing to a group of people that are locked in a chamber to which you hold the key--and who are miserable, stressed, cramped, smelly and tired--seems more like torture than entertainment.
4. If there were no flight attendants Southwest prices would still get people on the plane; if there were no songs more people might get back on the plane.
5. If you're going to force me to stay seated and listen to a song, couldn't you give me an entire can of soda?!