2. Did you know cars were built so that the harder and longer you push on the horn the dumber you look?
3. Just because you put your hazards on, doesn't make you any less of an annoyance.
4. Your. Right. Blinker. Is. On.
5. Welcome to the four-way stop. It's standard to check left-right-left-right eight times because many vehicles can go 0-60 in less than one second.