Monday, October 25, 2010

The Monday Roast: Mara Frisch

  1. You may love Challah, but you were never Hala.
  2. LULU: 44.21  UA: 47.25  NKE: 82.31
  3. What percentage of your clientele go home and realize, "Wait, I probably shouldn't own form fitting pants?"
  4. And your peer group.
  5. No matter how hard you try, you're going to be a Jewish mother.
Boom, roasted.

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