Monday, October 4, 2010
The Monday Roast: Cyclists' Excuses
2. Everyone assumes you're on drugs anyway, so quit wasting our time. Boom, roasted.
3. Now you all will be synonymous with Floyd "The creepiest effing excuse maker ever" Landis. Boom, roasted.
4. Unless there is a one-nut American battling back from cancer and backed by a ubiquitous Nike marketing campaign, you're irrelevant. Boom, roasted.
5. There's more money in baseball and the powers-that-be care far less. Boom, roasted.