The Monday Roast: Pull Ups

1. There are 1000 machines at the gym invented to avoid you. Boom, roasted.
2. Unlike a slump buster, no one wants to do you. Boom, roasted.
3. Why would I do pull ups for free when I can pay a trainer $65/hr to tell me to? Boom, roasted.
4. Not everyone aspires to Cirque du Soleil. Boom, roasted.
5. This thing was invented. Boom, roasted.