Sunday, August 22, 2010

The Monday Roast: Pull Ups

  1. There are 1000 machines at the gym invented to avoid you. Boom, roasted.
  2. Unlike a slump buster, no one wants to do you. Boom, roasted.
  3. Why would I do pull ups for free when I can pay a trainer $65/hr to tell me to? Boom, roasted.
  4. Not everyone aspires to Cirque du Soleil. Boom, roasted.
  5. This thing was invented. Boom, roasted.

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