The Monday Roast: Lacrosse

1.  Do you have a waivy, floppy mullet because you play lacrosse or do you play lacrosse because you have a waivy, floppy mullet?  Boom, roasted.

2.  Try holding your college championship outside of Baltimore (or anywhere west of New England) and see if anyone shows up.  Boom, roasted.

3.  I guess rich, white, country club, suburban parents couldn't get playing time for their kids in a regular sport, so they opted to create a sport just for rich, white, country club suburban kids.  Boom, roasted.

4.  The most famous lacrosse player of all time: Steve Stifler.  Boom, roasted.

5.  The popularity of your sport was buoyed by a rape scandal. Boom, roasted.