The Monday Roast: Perennial Bubble Teams

1. Don't lose to Middle-Tennessee Tech State. Boom, roasted.

2. At home. Boom, roasted.

3. This isn't little league, not everyone gets to play. Boom, roasted.

4. Take the pacifier out and don't you dare mention expansion. Boom, roasted.

5. You weren't going to get to the second weekend anyway. Boom, roasted.