- If I wanted to be more uncomfortable, I'd have gone to a port-a-john. Or a 747.
- Yup, obtaining TP with my knee is the most efficient way.
- You could probably put the toilet bowl a little lower, ya know, so I could get an even deeper squat. Better workout.
- The exact place I'd like to become aware of my flexible deficiencies.
- Larry David, ladies and gentlemen.