Monday, December 13, 2010

The Monday Roast: Standard Sized Stalls

  1. If I wanted to be more uncomfortable, I'd have gone to a port-a-john.  Or a 747.
  2. Yup, obtaining TP with my knee is the most efficient way.
  3. You could probably put the toilet bowl a little lower, ya know, so I could get an even deeper squat.  Better workout.
  4. The exact place I'd like to become aware of my flexible deficiencies.
  5. Larry David, ladies and gentlemen.

Boom, roasted.

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