Monday, December 20, 2010
The Monday Roast: Holiday Season
2. You can spin your dreidel all you want but you know everyone wants to deck the halls.
3. You want a lamp that never burns out; or a jolly old man, who climbs down your chimney at night and fills your socks with candy? I like lamp.
4. I'm dreaming of my radio station coming back, not a white $%@! Christmas.
5. After age 16 it's an order form, not a wish list.