Whatcha doin' Saturday? Fun plans? Exciting plans? Big plans?Because if it doesn't involve telling an underwhelming turnout of super nerds, trust fund babies, legacy admits, tech geeks, fans of an elitist coloure, goofy-ass-tree, this guy, and a team whose I-A opponents are a combined 24-32; that their football program is indeed a fluke; and stepping stone for their diarrhea-of-the-mouth leader--Jimmy Harbaugh--then I think my weekend has yours beat.
That's what I'll be doing.
I'll also remind them that they are the Ivy League's bastard reject and that it's called "The Farm" because it was indeed a farm and that the most famous athletic achievement is a band member getting tumbled by a Cal Bear and that Toby Gerhart is now receiving elicit texts from Brett Favre.
That's what I'll be doing.
It'd also be worth mentioning that Arizona leads 12-9 all-time and re-mentioning that the tree looks like the aptly-diagnosed-with-ADD love child of cookie monster and the lady who can pop her eyes out and that said love child didn't get his nap or his meds today.
Look, I don't hold that much animosity towards Stanford, probably really nice people, but let's get real: there's big stuff on the line, I'm heading into their "Farm," and I will be wearing my red shirt with a big fat "A" on it. I'll have my visor on head and "Bear Down" on my lips (along with Bud Lite and an early bloody mary).
That's what I'll be doing. Will you join me?
YESSSS!!!! Go Cats! Thanks for representing up at the Farm.
ReplyDeleteToken old man trash talk: The Cardinal will need more than Luck to win this one.
ReplyDeleteBear Down.