The Monday Roast: NCAA

1. You could only be shadier if you were elected to office (albeit John Edwards is nuts).
2. The most amateur thing you've got going is your investigation process.
3. I'd be pissed if Cam Newton's dad made more money than me, too.  Wait, he does
4. No stone unturned. Muahahaha!!!!!.
5. Athletic Scholarship: $40,000.  Director of Fiesta Bowl Salary: $600k.

Boom, Roasted.