The Monday Roast: Volcanoes

1. What are you, Tantric?  How often do you erupt?  Boom, roasted.

2. Not content just being a mountain?  Boom, roasted.

3. You're like a pimple on steroids with no Proactiv.  Boom, roasted.

4. One hit wonder.  Boom, roasted.

5.  You blow.  Boom, roasted.