The Monday Roast: Fedoras

1.  You can't hide your trust fund under your fedora.  Boom, roasted.

2.  Your fedora tells me you want to hate Corporate America but your Urban Outfitters receipt says you don't. Boom, roasted.

3.  Would you normally take fashion advice from Britney Spears?  Boom, roasted.

4.  If a douche bag were to put a fedora on it's head it would still be a douche bag.  Boom, roasted.

5.  Dick Tracey never wore a v-neck and skinny jeans with his fedora.  Boom, roasted.