The Monday Roast: Screen Names

1. Would you introduce yourself as LordbigDik1986 on a first date? Boom, roasted.

2. You're not thirteen. Boom, roasted.

3. Does your grandmother know your screen name? Mother? Boom, roasted.

4. It's creepy. Boom, roasted.

5. Try saying something on the message boards and attach your real name to it. Boom, roasted.