Monday, May 3, 2010

The Monday Roast: The NBA Playoffs

1.  Do you really need 3 separate months to crown a champion?  Boom, roasted.

2.  When only TNT wants to buy the first round, don't expand the series from 5 games to 7.  Boom, roasted.

3.  Instead of paying the refs to fix the games, just save us some time and put LeBron and Kobe in the finals.  Boom, roasted.

4.  Does the 8 seed in the east really have a chance?  Boom, roasted.

5.  Who lost the Hawks/Bucks series?  If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?  Boom, roasted.

1 comment:

  1. Hey NBA: "Amazing is Belief" is not only the worst tagline anyone in your marketing department has ever come up with, it's also one of the most poorly constructed "sentences" of all time. Boom, roasted.