Why W.C. Homer?
The Monday Roast
Monday, May 17, 2010
The Monday Roast: Exes
1. You dumped me and now it's my fault? Boom, roasted.
2. But you're my best friend. Yeah, well best friends don't have sex with each other either. Boom, roasted.
3. But you're hooking up with someone too! So what, that's different. Boom, roasted.
4. No matter how much I can't stand you, you always find a way to bother my current companion more. Boom, roasted.
5. Don't worry, it's not awkward for anyone else at the party of five when we pretend we don't know each other. Boom, roasted.
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