2. You dubbed the Cowboys "America's Team" and the biggest celebrity fan you've ever had is Jessica Simpson.
3. If you thought SB 1070 was bad for retail sales, wait until you see what 1-15 will do.
4. Jon Kitna wasn't even born the the only time a 1-6 team made the playoffs, and your team is 1-7.
5. Not even you could build a TV screen big enough to document your ego and bad football decisions.
Boom, roasted.
