The Monday Roast: That Guy

1. Who just cut me off in a hyper-financed German car?  Boom, roasted.
2. Who's that wearing two popped collars?  Boom, roasted.
3. Who boasts they don't drink soda due to the sugar content then boasts about the 30-rack they just took down alone?  Boom, roasted.
4. Who just looked at his bicep in the gym?  Boom, roasted.
5. Who's got a strategically cropped FaceBook pic?  Boom, roasted.