2. If there's only one place to buy the ticket, it's not convenience, it's the price. Boom, roasted.
3. The sketchy dude around the corner doesn't have a convenience charge. He's just an undercover cop. boom, roasted.
4. How do you get to call scalping convenient? Boom, roasted.
5. What's next? A fee to bring my baggage on an airplane - wait a second. Boom, roasted?
