The Monday Roast: Inappropriate Playing Surface Rushing

1. Yay!  We beat the team we were supposed to beat.  Boom, roasted.
• Ranked ASU and Stanford storm court/field as the only ranked team playing that day.
2. ESPN's here.  Quick, let's be that school.  Boom, roasted.
3. We're up by one touchdown with the other team in scoring position--let's rush the field.  Wait, did we just lose?  Boom, roasted.
• HOMER Fail 
4. Can you name another situation when you would publicly admit you expected to fail when everyone else expected you to succeed?  Boom, roasted.
5.  Let's go band!  We did it!  We won the gam...  Boom, roasted.